Quotes on marriage NOT to be used for the wedding album

While I was doing a search the other day for a few quotes and poems I could use in the design of my wedding albums, I came across a few that was less than desirable for use in a book of love. I thought I’d share the humor. They are all by men that obviously burned their fingers in marriage – who said hell hath no fury than a woman scorned? By the looks of it, men can be bitter too!

It doesn’t much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else. — Rogers

If you are afraid of loneliness, don’t marry. — Chekhov

The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. — Coleridge

In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. — Butler

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. — Montaigne

For a male and female to live continuously together is… biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition. — Robert Briffault